I remember when i went to the us to buy some folgers and quinoa and the border patrol put me in a cage because of an apple.

wheres my other contact lens?

wheres my other contact lens?

i wanna be adored.

dogsoftheworld-by-lili:

From GERMANY: Affenpinscher, Poodle, Doberman, Leonberger, Pomeranian, Keeshond, American Eskimo, Miniature Pinscher, Great Dane, Dachshund, German Shepherd, Schnauzer, Boxer, Weimeraner, Rottweiler.

dogsoftheworld-by-lili:

From GERMANY: Affenpinscher, Poodle, Doberman, Leonberger, Pomeranian, Keeshond, American Eskimo, Miniature Pinscher, Great Dane, Dachshund, German Shepherd, Schnauzer, Boxer, Weimeraner, Rottweiler.

(via crunchwrapmistress)